Thursday, September 30, 2010

Keeping up with the (Van) Joneses


Living in this sleepy Dutch town means many things. It means your lawn is immaculate and your flowers are always blooming. It means every February you go to the Almond Blossom Festival…rain or shine. It means you never speak poorly of the crop (almonds) that has made this town what it is. If you don’t have a pair of wooden shoes or a windmill on your front porch, you might as well have a scarlet letter 'A' embroidered on your cardigan, which is hopefully 100% cashmere. Basically if you aren’t doing these things, you aren't keeping up with the Joneses… or in Ripon’s case the Van Joneses.


In my attempts to keep up with the Van Joneses, I have acquired a very Dutch piece of d├ęcor for my not so Dutch home. A few months ago I came upon this little Dutch liquor bottle. It’s blue and white with windmills all over. Now I am not a big drinker of Dutch liquor, (whatever that may be) so I converted the bottle into my handy dandy olive oil dispenser. I realize that olive oil is from Italy, but when you are keeping up with the Van Joneses it’s really not the inside that counts.




So we Vander Lehrs are one step closer to Riponian assimilation. Now I just need to remember to plant some tulips when the season comes around.


 



If you are just reading this blog and are finding yourself confused about all these Dutch references, I suggest you read this:  http://myslightlysillyworld.blogspot.com/2010/03/riponizing.html
blog entry to make sense of it all.


5 comments:

  1. Ha! Got to LOVE Ripon! I know I do.

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  2. I think you have just come home to your roots.....Grandma and Gramdpa Lehr graduated from Ripon High and your wonderful aunt Cindy from Ripon Christian....You are just holding up the family tradition and you were more a Riponite that you knew!!!

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  3. Isaac-Fancy is one of my favorite words.
    MariaNN- I secretly love it too!
    Aunt Cindy- You make a good point!

    Thanks for reading!

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  4. I think this conversion piece is very creative on your part.

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